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sopranish:

owlmylove:

bedabug:

making a new password like
me: beefstew
computer: sorry password not stroganoff

oh my god

*slowclap*

luciferlesbian:

I’m screaming hfsfjjjddfjkjff

bumbleshark:

bumbleshark:

me: alright i finally got a day off. im gonna finish commissions, clean my room, walk the dog–

in actuality: 

yall act like you never seen a refrigerator door before

gemike:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

childservices:

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks
Bartender: two what?
me: thanks :)